Internet for College Research

	Internet for College Research Research: "Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it." Samuel Johnson (1709-84). Well, maybe not: "Fools make researches and wise men exploit them." H. G. Wells (1866-1946)
	Separating Wheat From Chaff A lie is as good as the truth, if people believe you Search Engines Are For Sissies! Finding a needle in 150 million haystacks Taming the Search Engine Monster It's easy - if you're Mr. Spock! Explore the Internet Wilderness With a Guide They do the work, you get the grade!
	Who Needz a Dikshunary When You've Gotz The Net? A tutor in every home Search A Library On-Line? I Thought Libraries Were Extinct? The Librarian is your friend Halt, This Is The Copyright Police! Plagiarists Will Be Shot! You don't know diddly, so cite the experts who do know Thesis, We Don' Need No Steekin' Thesis! Got nothing to say and 5 pages to not say it in